I like to think RED Medic created Tentaspy from the BLU Spy’s head in his fridge. You know, just grew him in a vat. It’s totally like him to make an abomination like that.
Pyro was originally a Little Sister.
Medic is related to royalty. When he still had a medical license he met a princess at a hospital he worked at. Lucky for him she was his patient. On her last few days of being in the hospital Medic tried his best to express his love for her. Once she was impressed enough they started dating and months later got married. Now that Medic works at the fortress he NEVER speaks of her. But because of his past along with missing the princess he’s gone a bit insane and trying to invent new things which is why he had to get his medical license taken away.
Scouts of both colors have iridophobia, or the fear of rainbows. Both colors of Spy know this, and hold it over their heads.
BLU Pyro
I think that since the general consensus is that RED Pyro is an autistic male [some say female, but I’m leaning more towards male, for some reason], that it’s possible the BLU Pyro is a non-autistic [I don’t want to say ‘normal’ for fear of offense] female [or male, could be either].
submitted by: johnjaydoggetts
Cat Fortress
Demoman- Scottish Fold
Engineer- Munchkin
Heavy- Kurilian Bobtail
Medic- Burmilla
Pyro- Cymric
Scout- Manx
Sniper- Abyssinian
Soldier- American Curl
Spy- LaPerm
Miss Pauling- Egyptian Mau
Announcer- Siamese
Saxton Hale- Bengal
I wonder if the mercenaries end up working with each other for so long that they all pick up all the accents and slang they use.
Like, by the time the all leave, they all have one huge weird every-language accent and keep mixing in German, French, Scottish, Russian, Aussie, Texan and Boston Slang…
BLU Medic is having an affair with the RED Scout’s mom because his own wife is having an affair with the RED Demoman.
Spy insists that every month, the team has a black-tie dinner. Demo always wears his kilt, to the endless amusement of the rest of the mercs.

